Sunday, January 14, 2007

Frikkin Pressure Cooker

Disaster of the day, Pressure cooker exploded all over the kitchen, can't believe it, ahhhhhhhhh, and its all Gerry's fault. had a feeling nothing would go right today, and how right I was, wish I had stayed in bed.

Blah blah blah., ok I'm not gonna bore you all with my rants and raves, so I'll leave you with a great joke instead.

Joke of the Day:

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong

4 comments:

Linda said...

Poor you re the pressure cooker - hope it wasn't anything that can stain walls! Love the joke and ain't that punchline the truth. Take care x x x

Gillian said...

Tooo Funny, had a good little giggle..
What a great digi LO below, very cute design.

thanks heaps for your congrats comment on my blog :o)

Ruth said...

Too true Roz! But very funny!
Bad luck with the pressure cooker, what was in it? I really hope it wasn't beetroot in a white kitchen, that happened to me once and it was so NOT funny! (At the time!)

Anonymous said...

Loved this story and the moral is sooo true :)