Next is a layout I did to my wonderful friend Suzanne, managed to get this brilliant pic of her, whilst we where away together in November for a girly retreat, I'm planning on scrapping each of the girls that where away that weekend, using the same papers for them all, so that the theme is set, I'll post them each as I do them. I have done another two but have not taken pics of them yet, sooooooooooo sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
I'll try to come back again soon and post pics from the classes I taught at the retreat, till then, take care.
Joke of the day comes from Clare all the way off in lovely sunny Aus, Clare babes I miss you. I thought this joke was highly appropriate considering tomorrow is Derby Match between Celtic and Rangers .......... Come on the Bhoys.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
"The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad... .I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, A title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, and the sparkling new Mercedes limited editionconvertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.... a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.""!
Be go to blazes! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said, 'a protestant.' Come here and give yer old man a hug!"