All quite on the western front

Well peace reins over our house once more. Kirsty has gone home, and I miss her already. Our house was full of fun fun fun for few days there. Not that its not usually full of fun, but you know what I mean, Kirsty is such a lively person, who has a wicked sense of humour and a dirty filthy laugh.

We have ran around all day like headless chickens getting ready for hols, poor old Gerry feels really left out of it, cause he ain't coming, nah nah nah nah.

Whilst Kirsty was up visiting she did lots of photo shoots, and I was one of them, really wanted pics of Ben and me together and Kirsty happily did these for us. So here you, here is my handsome son.
And for all my girlfriends out there, whether you be near or far, this is for you.

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find

Supportive

Comfortable

Always Lifts You Up

Never Lets You Down

or

Leaves You Hanging

And

Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

AND, just a thought for all you women out there.......

MENtal illness,

MENstrual cramps,

MENtal breakdown,

MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........

And When we have real trouble it's

HISterectomy!!!!

Joke of the day: Be warned this is not for men to read, hee hee.

There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three most promising candidates.

The day came for the final test, which would determine which of equally qualified candidates, would get the job.The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. The men administering the test took the first candidate, a man, down a corridor to a closed door and handed him a gun saying, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man, looking completely shocked said, "You can't be serious! I could never kill my wife." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

They brought the next candidate in, the other man, and repeated the instructions. This man took the gun, walked into the room and closed the door. However, after five minutes of silence, the door opened and the man handed the CIA tester the gun, saying, "I just couldn't do it. I couldn't kill my wife. I tried to pull the trigger but I just couldn't do it." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

Then they brought the woman down the corridor to the closed door, handed her a gun, and said, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes, the men heard screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly, silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

Hee hee, hands up who would do the same, hee hee.