Scrapbook Inspirations

Oh I'm going mad, everyone keeps telling me about a big feature on Lippy Chick in Scrapbook Inspirations, but I can't find a copy of it anywhere, its driving me up the wall.

Went down to WHS and managed to pick up Craft Stamper who had also ran a piece on Lippy Chick, so quite excited about that, this is brilliant, The books are bloody fantastic even if I do say so myself.

Today I went to my local card group and actually managed to finish off all the CJ entries that I have here, so Phew, what a relief my work load is now almost clear and I'm so relieved, I have a couple of sneeky projects for Little Silver Hat to work on over the next week and one more class for the retreat, but then thats me, completely upto date, yahoo.

Tomorrow I'm off to Heathers which is always a pleasure, I love it when we get together, but I still have to sort out some stash to take, so I'm gonna love you and leave you with Joke of the Day, take care of yourselves. Kissy Wissy's xxx

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.