Tuesday, September 19, 2006

just a quick one

OK, just a quick entry from me tonight, have done tea, and typically Gerry was not even here, unbeliveable after all his flipping moaning as well, well tough titties for him, he can make his own when he gets in. Gonna take Heathers tip and keep a can of rotten tuna to chuck at him.

I'm off to go and do some scrapping. Have another added to the list as our team has been asked to design one of the weekly challenges on UKS and everyone in the team has done theres expect for me, typical I'm always so way behind, also need to get on with the class kits, want to blow all you Luxurious Angels away with some lovely stuff, so best get my scrapping head out of the cupboard, blow the cobwebs off it and get on.

Heres your joke of the day, rather a rude one I'm afraid, but I'm running out of good family ones now.

WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted.

Did warn you it was rude, mwahahahahah

night night, and take care of you. xxx

3 comments:

joanna said...

LOL I am lovin' your jokes, Roz!! Did Gerry make his own tea? Rotten tuna, yum!!

Unknown said...

well, that made me laugh out loud!!!

Anonymous said...

ROFL!! Now that was funny.
Glad your taking the advice, hope he enjoyed it mwhahahah!

See you TOMORROW :o)