Where does the time go???????

I can't believe its over a week since my last post. I have no idea what I've done during the time, as don't have very much to show for it.

Well actually that's a bit of a fib, I have been busy on Design Projects, but I can't share them with you, sorry. So instead I will share with you the second book I did for Stamp Addicts, the Flop book, named because it flops down. hee hee, its all thinking this you know.

This book is dedicated to Ben, and again I used pictured taken by the oh so talented Miss Kirsty Wiseman, or cyclops as she is know in our house.

I have a friend - Suzanne - arriving on Weds with her 3 children and it's a hive of activity in our house as we are so excited, my friend is a fella crafter and we are hoping to get some time to play. Ben is excited as Suzanne has a son who is a similar age to Ben and he is hoping for a play fest of games which will include the X Box, PS2 and monopoly, hopefully the girls will be included as well.

Well that's all the news from me, sorry not much I know, but hey I don't have a life, ha ha.

Here is a joke for you all, enjoy and take care of yourselves.

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all your croze."

The woman did as she was told.

Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.

Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse."